To. The. Stage

1:17 AM

Review Day Deux

Silly Jenny, wearing brand new shoes for a day on the town will cause you pain no matter how bleeding flat they are. So yes, as this continues I find myself thinking too much. I'm in love. He is beautiful and we shall get married and have several culturally efficient Manhattan-ette children. I bought some pretty things today. Very unicorn-y and very shiny. I am very pleased. Excuse my incoherent spewing of random thoughts, my feet hurt a little and I am sleepy. I have a drawing to complete and I think that the more I come across rather attractive specimens of the male species, the more frustrated I get. I met Naomi today. There was much chasing each other around in the cold, toasty diners and nice cigarette ladies. It was nice running around the city with her :]

28th December 2007

Mountain Lions are just like Minky
I am right brained, surprise surprise!
Mum disagrees with my very rational Jewish boy, lefty theory. Gah!
Lone Subway thought: Pools of Sorrow, Waves of Light.
I'm in love
Cupcakes and tattooed boys make the world go round.
Chelsea Pier is NOT the same as Clearview Chelsea! Listen when I talk to you Mr. Taxi Man!
Spotting Mikhail Baryshnikov anywhere can make a young girl gag on her own saliva in excitement.
Unhealthy diets of Jerky + Cupcakes + Krispy Kreme Donuts + Ribena = LOVE!!
23rd St bumming, giggling in the cold and hot pink pubes = Looooove!!!

I'm very very sleepy and getting tired of my hair color once again. Help! Need to hop in the shower now, shall be back tomorrow. Much love.

Sunday, December 30, 2007
~Jenny

10:24 AM

Review Day Une.

As I sit here, all dressed, shoed and coated I find some time to sit and document. Tila Tequila is on television, its the episode they finally decide on the last one. The apartment is stunning, you have no idea how grateful I am. As I begin my second day, I run through points that popped into my head as I trawled the streets last night. 10 little facts of the day. Random anecdotes that have no benefit to anyone whatsoever, little details that only I might find of interest or fascinating, discoveries only I may find important. Simply because you shouldn't expect anything more from me.

27th December 2007

Jewish boys, contrary to popular belief, are fucking hot. I mean, dark hair, fair skin. Enough said.
Jewish stand-up comedian boys who are magically inclined are even more so. I mean who wouldn't want one of those?
Taking chances = Good.
Eye/ Comedy Sex = Goooooooood.
I'm going to omit this one because I don't think I want EVERYONE knowing this.
The percentage of Jewish boys who are lefties is a lot higher than other boys in general. True story!
Manolo Blahnik = Gooooooood/ V. Elusive.
Ewan McGregor is still and always will be hotter than ever.
Wear gloves! Or at least make sure you have that option.
New York City is love.

I'll be back with day two's stuff. I might be meeting Gnomie today, yay! Tila Tequila officially lost her coolness. I think she's secretly straight. Plugh.

Friday, December 28, 2007
~Jenny

3:51 PM

Looking forward to the future, but my eyesight is going bad.

Once again, I am fully aware of the obscenely long time that I haven't written on this thing. I've been so busy its quite frightening. Each time I came up with the notion of blogging, my mind would simply conjure up an excuse as to why I shouldn't. All that is done now, and as I sit here two days before Christmas at the start of the Winter in disappointingly warm 60 Degree weather, I finally find time to provide you with a dose of my useless banter.

The weather has been gloomy, it has been raining but not snowing. It snowed about a week before I got here, oh but no never now! I'm done with my Christmas shopping, I know, hurrah for breaking my "last minute work" streak. I decided to put that whole 'I work well under pressure' excuse to rest for the holidays. So Sweeney Todd was out on Friday, hurrah hurraah. You didn't think I'd let that slip did you? Depp and Burton teamed again, and once again it was nothing short of brilliant. And as though Johnny Depp needs any more attractive qualities, the world now finds out that he sings as well. Lovely.

I figured that since the last time I wrote was in October and it is now December, I would have a fair bit of catching up to do in blog-land. However, as much as I would absolutely love to sit and write about each and every instance that made me laugh or cry I decided that putting it all together would me much easier in pictorial form seeing as to how I take pictures of everything and everyone anywho. So here I present you with my "Last Couple of Months" collage, to catch you up to speed. (Feel free to enlarge and open it 'big big' as you please)

With that I have also compiled, with much ease thanks to Picasa, a very narcissistic Stickam collage. Stickam is fun, easy to use and an absolute waste of time, one can only begin to imagine why I love it so.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/jennythomas

Let see, what else. My hair has had evolution of its own over the months. It went from cinnamon streaks to totally Fuchsia twice after which it transformed into jet black with three white streaks, then it lost two streaks and there was just one lone streak (very Rogue / Sweeney Todd esque). That was the state of it for a while till the white bit went to very blood red to very pink. Now its just candy cane like. Yes, I am aware that all my hair will soon fall out.

So thats pretty much it, I plan to cut my hair as soon as I stop being a fat little piglet and we all know thats going to take a long time, so sit tight. In the mean time, I get to go to New York again in a few days. Yay, my soul is joyous. Having peoples houses to stay in is totally awesome because I get to save like $ 400 for buying silly, pretty things that I know I don't need. I will get to see my Gnomie again after more than a year or so. Whoo! We shall have very sexy, cold, waistcoated fun with sexy New Yorker boys. I cannot wait.

New York City
Center of the Universe.

Sunday, December 23, 2007
~Jenny